I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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