im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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