Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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