so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Even my vagina gasped.
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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