im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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