Your dad touched me again.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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