She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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