There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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