Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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