Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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