I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
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Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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