i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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