i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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