I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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