whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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