Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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