yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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