You smell like stripper and shame
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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