i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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