it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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