It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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