Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
and she was petting her beer can
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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