Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
as a side note pls kill me
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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