You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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