Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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