not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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