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i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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