I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
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how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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