Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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good thing vaginas are great cup holders
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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