Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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