Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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