I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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