with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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