i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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