This girl is more easily done than said...
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I forget how to act sober
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