No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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