I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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