I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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