Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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