She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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