Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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