dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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