Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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