she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
