Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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