how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
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I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
She made me pour olive oil on her.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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