Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Randomize
