honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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