I just cut my nipple shaving
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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