ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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