OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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