So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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