? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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