We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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