LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
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And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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