Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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