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She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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