So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
did i walk over a car last night?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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